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doctorwho: With the lights off

doctorwho:

With the lights off

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theworstthingsforsale: Why do I love Greenies? Is it the fact that they’re expensive? Is it the fact that they cause my dog to leave drippy trails of green shit through three rooms of my house, shit that’s apparently really painful because he barks at his own butt the whole time he’s shitting? No, it’s the fact that they’re full of cellulose fiber, splinter into hard chunks when chewed, and are known to cause bowel obstructions in dogs, which can be fatal and/or require surgery to remove. If you care about your dog’s teeth, brush them with a toothbrush. Or do what I do and don’t brush them. He’s a dog and I made the vet cut his balls off with a laser and he’s not going on a date or an interview.

theworstthingsforsale:

Why do I love Greenies? Is it the fact that they’re expensive? Is it the fact that they cause my dog to leave drippy trails of green shit through three rooms of my house, shit that’s apparently really painful because he barks at his own butt the whole time he’s shitting?

No, it’s the fact that they’re full of cellulose fiber, splinter into hard chunks when chewed, and are known to cause bowel obstructions in dogs, which can be fatal and/or require surgery to remove.

If you care about your dog’s teeth, brush them with a toothbrush. Or do what I do and don’t brush them. He’s a dog and I made the vet cut his balls off with a laser and he’s not going on a date or an interview.

funkytoaster: Oh GoT reference… how I love you… 

funkytoaster:

Oh GoT reference… how I love you… 

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

arrestedwesteros: Michael: All right, so how’d you do it? G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere.  Missing Kitty - 1x18 submission from Adam Murray

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: All right, so how’d you do it?
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere. 

Missing Kitty - 1x18

submission from Adam Murray

wilwheaton: Whenever I read the news, I think this is a good idea. (Sorry, @Laughterkey)

wilwheaton:

Whenever I read the news, I think this is a good idea.

(Sorry, @Laughterkey)

arrestedwesteros: Michael: You seem more villainous than usual. Are you sober? Lucille: It’s 8:00 a.m. Michael: So it’s not that. The Cabin Show - 3x01

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: You seem more villainous than usual. Are you sober?
Lucille: It’s 8:00 a.m.
Michael: So it’s not that.

The Cabin Show - 3x01

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doctorwho:

Remember:

Daleks are cruel

Daleks are vicious

Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds.

But, first and foremost,

Daleks are British.

bendydickcuminmysnatch:

The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.


And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

#omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK

I love this idea and I want this very badly.

Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.  

CAH?

FOREVER REBLOG.

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